Tiny Weird Things™

Collectibles from a parallel universe.

Tiny Weird Things™ is a fake toy company for real weirdos.
We don’t make physical figures… yet. But we do design characters that look like they fell off the back of a haunted 1993 Toys "R" Us truck.

From guilt-powered heroes to action figures made of ocean trash, each design is a satirical tribute to nostalgia, culture, and the absurd. Some are funny. Some are disturbing. All are tiny and weird.

Think: retro blister-pack figures, old-school prismatic sticker vibes, and back-of-pack bios that feel like lost ‘90s cartoons that never aired.

Follow along as we turn concepts into collectibles—and possibly, someday, into actual vinyl toys you can hold.

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